It has been a great year full of terrible crap and I am a pessimist so I am here to celebrate the terrible crap. Debate if you want on any of these but you know in your heart I am right.

The worst of things-

Worst style biting 2009-Rihanna stealing Tyra Banks forehead

Worst musical collaboration-Beyonce and Lady Gaga

Most overused terrible joke of 2009 “Maybe Obama will give me a bailout!”

Most spellbindingly disturbing thing on television of 2009-Andy Rooney’s eyebrows

Worst screenplay of 2009-Inglorious Bastards

Worst sense of humor 2009-Glenn Beck

Most annoying idea for a documentary- Bill Maher-Religulous

Worst new artist 2009-Kid Cudi

Worst basketball team-LA Clippers

Worst invention 2009-the Snuggie

Worst album 2009-Kanye West-808s and heartbreaks/Lilly Allen-Its not me its you

Worst song of the year 2009-Robocop by Kanye West

Song I hate the most but listen too and privately love the most-Walking on the moon-The Dream/ Kanye

Worst television show-Californication

Least funny cartoon show-King of the Hill

Worst supply of necessities-oil/hypemen

Simplest issue made complicated-Gay Marriage